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Cow Gurl Sticker | Anti-City Life Snarky Vinyl
Cow Gurl Sticker | Anti-City Life Snarky Vinyl
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This sticker is the official manifesto for those who dream of abandoning their current responsibilities and embracing a simpler, surprisingly glamorous farm life. It captures the beautiful fantasy of becoming a "Cow Gurl", all the fresh air and stylish boots, none of the actual milking. It is a necessary purchase for anyone who is one bad meeting away from selling everything and moving to a place where their biggest problem is merely kicking up dust.
Sticker Specifications (For the Detail Nerds)
Feature Detail Size-2.7 x 2.2 inches
Material - Non-Tearable, Matt Lamination (For a sleek, high-end, matte finish)
Why You Need This Sticker (The Sticky Details)
Pass it on
Pass it on
Gift it to the highly stressed executive whose only attempt at escaping the city involves wearing hats to brunch.
Chaos-Proof
Chaos-Proof
It is Non-Tearable, Matt Laminated, Residue-Free. It is built to outlast your actual attempts at manual labor.
The Emotional State
The Emotional State
The only good job is one that allows you to wear pink cowboy hats and smell like fresh grass.
Purpose
Purpose
Slap this on your iPad, your desk, or your wardrobe as a permanent, passive protest against email chains.

WE,RE FLUNKT!! (And We Brought the Chaos)
Hello, we’re Flunkt—two chaotic souls with no degrees and a history of questionable choices, fueled by love, grit, and a healthy dose of raw, unfiltered creativity. Welcome to the noise.
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The Ethos
About UsWe skip the filtered fluff. Every design is born from pure, chaotic inspiration and zero professional training. We make what we want to stick, and we're damn proud it’s unique. This is the art for people who don't fit in.
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The Product Quality
Material/FAQFlunkt ensures every product is crafted with love and attention to detail, making it perfect for collectors and enthusiasts alike. Our stickers are waterproof, durable vinyl—they’re built to survive your daily chaos.
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The Connection
Be a part of FlunktFlunkt is more than a store; it’s a community of misfits and creative rebels. Show us where you stick the chaos—tag us in your photos and tell us about your most questionable life choice. We'll wait.