Flunkt
Cow Gurl Sticker | Anti-City Life Snarky Vinyl
Cow Gurl Sticker | Anti-City Life Snarky Vinyl
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This sticker is the official manifesto for those who dream of abandoning their current responsibilities and embracing a simpler, surprisingly glamorous farm life. It captures the beautiful fantasy of becoming a "Cow Gurl", all the fresh air and stylish boots, none of the actual milking. It is a necessary purchase for anyone who is one bad meeting away from selling everything and moving to a place where their biggest problem is merely kicking up dust.
Sticker Specifications (For the Detail Nerds)
Feature Detail Size-2.7 x 2.2 inches
Material - Non-Tearable, Matt Lamination (For a sleek, high-end, matte finish)
Why You Need This Sticker (The Sticky Details)
Pass it on
Pass it on
Gift it to the highly stressed work wife whose only attempt at escaping the city involves wearing hats to brunch.
Chaos-Proof
Chaos-Proof
It is Non-Tearable, Matt Laminated, Residue-Free. It is built to outlast your actual attempts at manual labor.
The Emotional State
The Emotional State
The only good job is one that allows you to wear pink cowboy hats and smell like fresh grass.
Purpose
Purpose
Slap this on your iPad, your desk, or your wardrobe as a permanent, passive protest against email chains.

If Flunkt Was A Record Player
We are Flunkt, and our history is essentially a glowing record of avoiding all instruction. We are two heads, bound by a shared compulsion for unconventional design, and fueled by sheer nerve, grit, and raw, unfiltered creation. Welcome to the necessary racket of misfits, and if that doesn’t win you over, our playlist will rest our case.
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The Ethos
About UsWe skip the filtered fluff. Every design is born from pure, unconventional inspiration and precisely zero professional guidance. We simply make what we want to stick, and we are damn proud it is unconventional. This is the art for people who have better things to do than fit in.
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The Product Quality
Material/FAQFlunkt believes that subpar quality is a tragedy best avoided. Frankly, we simply do not tolerate the dull.
We utilize only high-grade materials for products that are made to look good and genuinely last. As for perfection, it is paramount; we run multiple, exacting test prints (just to prove we can) until we achieve a quality that is unmatched. -
The Community
Be a part of FlunktFlunkt was always intended to be less of a collective and more of a sanctuary for the creatively deranged. This is where make a a small, highly effective soapbox to showcase their work and finally reach your kind of people; the proud misfits, the rebels, and anyone who appreciates an absence of convention.