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Skrrrt Sticker | Funny Self-Aware Snail | Existential Skater
Skrrrt Sticker | Funny Self-Aware Snail | Existential Skater
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This sticker is the official anthem of looking cool while actively suffering. It features a fast-moving, shell-wearing animal that outwardly projects speed and confidence but is inwardly dealing with profound emotional despair. It is a necessary purchase for anyone who understands the absurdity of maintaining an edgy facade when, deep down, it is all hurt and no skrrrt.
Feature Detail Size -3.2 x 2.6 inches
Material - Non-Tearable, Matt Lamination (For a sleek, high-end, matte finish)
Why You Need This Sticker (The Sticky Details)
Pass it on
Pass it on
Gift it to the "influencer" in your life who definitely needs to stop posting thirst traps and start going to therapy.
Chaos-Proof
Chaos-Proof
It is Non-Tearable, Matt Laminated, and completely Residue-Free. It maintains its structue even when your mental state has completely wiped out.
The Emotional State
The Emotional State
The look on your face when you realize you have been faking confidence all along.
Purpose
Purpose
Stick this self-aware piece onto your laptop, your skateboard (if you dare), or your fridge to signal that you are experiencing an internal crisis at top speed.

WE,RE FLUNKT!! (And We Brought the Chaos)
Hello, we’re Flunkt—two chaotic souls with no degrees and a history of questionable choices, fueled by love, grit, and a healthy dose of raw, unfiltered creativity. Welcome to the noise.
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The Ethos
About UsWe skip the filtered fluff. Every design is born from pure, chaotic inspiration and zero professional training. We make what we want to stick, and we're damn proud it’s unique. This is the art for people who don't fit in.
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The Product Quality
Material/FAQFlunkt ensures every product is crafted with love and attention to detail, making it perfect for collectors and enthusiasts alike. Our stickers are waterproof, durable vinyl—they’re built to survive your daily chaos.
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The Connection
Be a part of FlunktFlunkt is more than a store; it’s a community of misfits and creative rebels. Show us where you stick the chaos—tag us in your photos and tell us about your most questionable life choice. We'll wait.