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Wannabe Tomato Sticker | Lowkey funny Existential Plant
Wannabe Tomato Sticker | Lowkey funny Existential Plant
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Finally, a sticker that accurately describes modern aspiration. This piece beautifully illustrates the deep yearning to simply be a tomato plant, thriving on sunshine and growth, while simultaneously being the subject of low-key ambivalence from the world. It is the perfect philosophical statement for anyone who occasionally wants to retreat from complexity and focus on photosynthesis.
Sticker Specifications (For the Detail Nerds)
Feature Detail Size -2.2 x 2.6 inches
Material - Non-Tearable, Matt Lamination (For a sleek, high-end, matte finish)
Why You Need This Sticker (The Sticky Details)
Pass it on
Pass it on
Gift it to the overly ambitious coworker who needs a gentle, botanical reminder that their current life goal of being a fruit is valid, even if currently they are merely a leafy green.
Chaos-Proof
Chaos-Proof
It is Non-Tearable, Matt Laminated, and Residue-Free. It is designed to survive the emotional turmoil of an identity crisis.
The Emotional State
The Emotional State
That moment of profound, sun-drenched acceptance that you are not quite what you set out to be, but you are still green and technically edible.
Purpose
Purpose
Stick this one onto your work station, your refrigerator, or your gardening tool as a constant, passive-aggressive reminder to stop overthinking and just absorb some sunlight.

WE,RE FLUNKT!! (And We Brought the Chaos)
Hello, we’re Flunkt—two chaotic souls with no degrees and a history of questionable choices, fueled by love, grit, and a healthy dose of raw, unfiltered creativity. Welcome to the noise.
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The Ethos
About UsWe skip the filtered fluff. Every design is born from pure, chaotic inspiration and zero professional training. We make what we want to stick, and we're damn proud it’s unique. This is the art for people who don't fit in.
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The Product Quality
Material/FAQFlunkt ensures every product is crafted with love and attention to detail, making it perfect for collectors and enthusiasts alike. Our stickers are waterproof, durable vinyl—they’re built to survive your daily chaos.
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The Connection
Be a part of FlunktFlunkt is more than a store; it’s a community of misfits and creative rebels. Show us where you stick the chaos—tag us in your photos and tell us about your most questionable life choice. We'll wait.